What’s the fun of kissing a woman without the risk she’ll decide to stick a knife in you?

Beslan, from A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan, p. 717 (via pastadoble)

As horrible as this sounds….. The risk is what makes the chase fun

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sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)